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January 31 2018


me to my cat: hows my sweet girl doing today…i love you

my cat: shrieks with the voice of a thousand year old river monster

me: oh thats good! i love you 💞💝💓💖💖💕💓💖💖💓💝💖💘💕💘💘💘💓💖💝💕💕💕💓💘💓💓💕💘


yeah i have a double major in gay and stupid



stupid cats are valid

cats who aren’t graceful and thud to the ground like a bag of rocks are VALID

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January 30 2018

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“The Pale Man” by Alex Konstad

dakota fanning still up to no good

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a very good headline to wake up to

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my job is literally a joke and also i’m broke and ALSO my love life is doa and u know what? i was WARNED that this would happen in the mid 90s and did absolutely nothing to stop it

someone DID tell us life was gonna be this way


we need carbs and we need fats and we need proteins and honestly fuck diet culture for normalizing malnourishment 



the president of the grammys really said women didn’t get the recognition they deserved because they need to “step up,” yet he said he can’t wait to see taylor swift next year……… boy bye

kesha sang about healing after being raped and she lost to a bland song about the shape of a woman’s body. lorde wrote a whole album about being cheated on and the struggles of being a teenage girl and she was the only aoty nom to not be asked to perform solo. lady gaga’s album was about the passing of her aunt and how to deal with a loss and she didn’t win. sza, who was the most nominated female, wrote an album about the hardship and beauty of being a black woman and lost in every category. all of these women wrote about their emotions and setbacks, and they were all snubbed. but go ahead, give taylor swift multiple grammys because she wrote a catchy song about how “bad” she is for tricking a black man into looking like a villain.

January 29 2018

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Quảng Hồ (Vietnamese-American, b. 1963, Hue, Vietnam, based CO, USA) - Leviton 3  Paintings: Oil

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Saint Sebastian in art, detail (Guido Reni, Nicolas Régnier, Paul Delaroche, Jusepe de Ribera)

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October 06 2017

Shit my wife has said to our cat part 2


- Hello my angel, my very most special piece of shit.

- I have several questions: Where the fuck did you come from? Why the fuck are you here? And, that’s it. 

- I cannot love you in the way you want, you spooning bastard.

- Is your flesh made of pain? If that’s true, why do you demand to inflict it??

- You could be the mother of darkness. You open your mouth and scream and that is what ushers in the darkness.

- If we had a saintly cat in this household, she wouldn’t fit in.

- I pet another cat. It was amazing, Miss Kitty. It was untouched by your evil.

- (Cat: gets sick) I never thought you mortal enough for a cold, Miss Kitty. I thought you ethereal, but not in a heavenly sort of way.

- (Cat: sneezes) Get the bad spirits out, Miss Kitty. Those are just the demons.

- You know what you are Miss Kitty? A nuisance. And a pixie. Who eats newborns. That’s how you get your gold. Where’s your gold, you little shit? 

-Lay down! Collapse your legs and put your body on the bed, you little monster!

- I’m arguing with you because you don’t have a brain. You have a festering cesspool of intentions. And I love you so goddamned much.

- You’ve got whiskers like livewire, hot stuff.

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